Obama T-shirts, $5. T-shirts, $5. Get them now -- they’re gonna be $10 tomorrow. Obama T-shirts, $5.
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How can there be VIP tickets to a free event?
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It’s lucky my father-in-law is not here. If my father-in-law were here, he would have those line jumpers handcuffed -- if not physically, emotionally.
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I’ll tell you one thing, Barack Obama would never cut in line.
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I just want to see Bono, show me Bono.
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Washington, D.C. never disappoints – the weather is always horrible.
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Is Tom Hanks going to sing? I hope he’s not going to sing.
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Is that Obama?
No, it’s Denzel.
Denzel?
Denzel Washington.
Oh, I’m sorry. From here all I can tell is ethnicity.
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No, I don’t think the Charlie Daniels Band will be here.
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Pete Seeger – Awww.
