Do you have a "Jesus fish" on your car, and if so, why?
That question is explored by blogger Fred Clark at Patheos, who writes about "witnessing tools" and Christian Evangelicalism.
He says that witnessing to the faith is taught to Evangelical Christians from a very young age, and then explores some of the pop-culture-esque ways that this mission is carried out. He believes that many of these methods, from t-shirts to billboards to the ubiqitous "Jesus fish" serve more as tribal indicators advancing an us-them agenda rather than true invitations to the explore the Christian faith:
Many of the people affixing Jesus-fish to their cars tell themselves that this, too, is a witnessing tool. I don’t understand how that’s supposed to work. I can’t imagine any likely scenario in which a car-fish could function as a witnessing tool. A fish or an evangelistic bumper sticker can’t serve as a conversation-starter with the driver of the car behind you because neither of you is really in a position to chat. You can communicate only via the crude semaphore of the highway — the horn, the high-beams, the wave, the hand, the finger — and that lacks an adequate vocabulary for communicating the gospel.
I’m opposed to car-fish and Christian bumper stickers in principle. As a general rule, any one of us is more likely to create a negative impression than a positive one for the driver behind us. The light turns yellow and we have to decide, very quickly, whether to accelerate or brake. Either way, we risk annoying the person behind us. Race through the intersection with a Jesus-fish on your car and the driver behind you might think, “Oh, look, the Christian runs red lights.” Come to a stop and they might think, “Oh, great, I could’ve got through the light if I weren’t stuck behind this slowpoke Christian.” We’re all subject to moments of inattention behind the wheel and it seems wrong for Jesus to have the share the blame for our driving.
Mainly, though, car-fish aren’t really intended for witnessing. They’re not witnessing tools, they are tribal symbols. The Jesus-fish on a car is not an invitation, but a declaration of tribal allegiance. It’s a signal that the driver of this car is an “Us” rather than a “Them.” And that Us-Them symbolism has far more to do with conflict than with any attempt at conversion.
Admittedly, this type of thing is not as common in the Catholic tradition; I remember being a bit creeped out as a teenager when some overzealous peer would try to pass out WWJD paraphernalia or the like during confirmation classes. But there are nonetheless many who are attracted to these bumper stickers, t-shirts, and booklets. Are there Catholic equivalents, perhaps plastic rosary beads, Blessed Virgin night-lights, or even icons? What is the purpose, to invite someone in for a conversation, to mark one's own identity, or simply to surround oneself with markers of faith? Do you see external markers of faith as weapons in the culture war, or as signs of personal devotion? Is there something different about adhering a "Jesus fish" to your car versus placing a small image of your favorite saint in your home?
Read the full post here (h/t to Andrew Sullivan).
Michael J. O'Loughlin
"You may be a @#$%@ peacenik but you are a @(*&%# lousy parker who took up two (*$%^# spaces'. Not good evangelizing for peace!!
Yet witness is most powerful when it is helping the needing, the sick and the downtrodden who many times are the target of these campaigns.
I think that these icons were not only to identify ourselves as Catholic, but also to offer extra protection while driving.
Much as a pooh-poohed these things as superstitious and tribal, somehow it is a comfort to me to have a little Franciscan cross with me when I venture out on long road trips.
I don't know what it all means. For years I didn't know what that fish on peoples' cars meant. I still am not sure. I'm curious about what "Evangelism" is all about. Jim Wallis at Sojourners gives a pretty good representation, and it looks to me to be an authentic face of Christianity. I'd like to know more.
“I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car
You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell
I don't care if it bumps or jostles
Long as I got the Twelve Apostles
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
Don't I have a pious mess
Such a crowd of holiness
Strung across the dashboard of my car”
And on and on and on -
I hear that a lot on this blog, liberals this and conservatives that. Some of the most liberal people I know live and work amongst the poor (ARE the poor) and carry religious icons themselves. And I suspect most of us here can call ourselves the "working classes".
I guess I'm just tired of these blanket statements and labels. They are not helpful and they are not true. None of them. Even the ones I make. Can't we get over this?
But many do mind.
The underlying concern here is Christians with religious convictions may demonstrate that they are more numerous than many people would like to think. A visible Christian presence would increase Christian influence on society , culture and politics. Many see increased Christian influence as a threat that should be marginalized to protect their own interests and influences on society.
Christianity in general will always be seen as a threat to someone's interests in a multi-cultural scoiety. But Christians do have political and social interests. Christians and their ideas should not be unseen and unheard of as if Christians do not exist.
Isn't this a distortion of "Christianity" itself, though?
I have my own car-mounted tribal marker. Four of my children are on the autism spectrum, and my vanity license plate sports the autism puzzle-piece logo. (http://www.schoolhouseabcs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/puzzlePieceCol1.jpg). I am not trying to evangelize people to an autism lifestyle. Neither am I trying to set myself apart. But I can tell you that whenever I see another car with a similar license plate, or a magnet or sticker with that logo, I feel a little bit better. "Yes," I think. "There goes someone else who is going through some of the stuff that my family is going through. There's someone who 'gets it,' someone with whom I have something very important in common." It's a tribal marker, but it's not an us-versus-them marker. It doesn't look down on those families who do not have to deal with the challenges that we face. It is simply an identifier, telling me that we're not as alone as we can sometimes think we are.
I wouldn't be surprised to find a number of car-fish people who feel similarly. Not all evangelicals are judgmental culture-warriors, just as not all Catholics think that every word from the mouth of the pope is divine revelation.
Any group can be seen as being a threat to other groups and be punished or strongly disapproved of for their prceived threats that are not real or substantial.
Having a fish symbol on a car is not a substantial cause for concern but it is being made into a real big deal, out of all proportions. Evangelicals are under attack.
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Christians as a group have historically been seen by other groups and even other Christians as a threat. Christ was preceived as a threat to the state and was executed. So were John the Baptist and other to the present. Catholics were a threat to King Henry VIII and the? Reformation and ?were persecuted.
Today for little or no reason Evagelicals are a threat to other groups and are being fiercely attacked and disapproved of in the media.
You sure spend a lot of time attacking and name-calling people who you disagree with!
What about those saccharine madonnas positioned in an up-ended bathtub (!!!!) prominently dug into the front yard?
And then there is the statue of St. Peter in St. Peter's basilica that is dressed up like a little doll on (I think) his feast day?
When it comes to really tacky "witnessing tools," fundiegelicals have a long way to go to catch up with katlicks!